Phone call from Dad today.
Dad: Hi. How are you?
Dad: So… what do you want for Christmas?
Dad: Ya I know, but what do you want for Christmas?
Me: My dishwasher installed.
Dad: Ya I know… but what do you want?
Me: A guy to install my dishwasher.
Dad: How wide is that one wall in your bedroom where you want to put a TV?
Me: ?? I don’t know… like 2.5 feet…
Dad: Ok, well can you measure it and text me the exact measurements?
Me: … um… sure….
Dad: Ok I will talk to you later! Bye.
Me: *blink blink* bye…?
So I think that I wouldn’t be too far off if I guess that I am getting a TV for Christmas…? lol